Go To Hell

Thank God it is Friday, now go to  hell. Cruise passengers often ask us where they should go. Cruise Bruise advice is to go to hell, Hell, Grand Cayman of course.

The Caribbean is the number one cruise destination from the United States and Canada. No stop makes for a better memory or conversation topic, than the time you went to Hell.

Hell  is  a group of short, black, limestone formations located in Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands. The gift store in Hell will help you prove that you spent time your in Hell. It is a hell of a good idea.

Map to Hell
Map to Hell

Part of the lure of Hell  are the photograph opportunities. The Devil wanders the gift shop located at Hell Rd, West Bay, Cayman Islands, near George Town, not far from the Cayman Turtle Centre.

The gift shop in Hell website tells you all need to know about going to Hell. “No visit to the Cayman Islands is complete without a visit to Hell! The rocks are called “Ironshore”, and are found in many locations on Grand Cayman. The amazing and spectacular forms of ironshore found in Hell are unique in their size and location. ”

More specifically the rocks are, according to  Wikipedia, “Phytokarst is a distinctive landform resulting from a curious type of biologic erosion. Filamentous algae bore their way into limestone to produce black-coated, jagged pinnacles marked by delicate, lacy dissection that lacks any gravitational orientation. Ordinary rainfall-produced karst and littoral karst are characterized by flat-bottomed pans and vertically oriented flutes, thus differing from phytokarst. Algae attack by dissolving calcite preferentially to dolomite.”

Just do not try to get your rocks off in Hell, it is strictly prohibited to remove rocks from Hell, so others can rock on in Hell.  Instead, you might want to go to church to pray to God.  Get photographed and tell your friends and family you went to church in Hell.

Hell has a church, gas station, post office and a gift shop.  The gift shop, Hell’s Gifts & Souvenirs is located about 100 yards past the Hell Gas Station.

The gift shop in Hell sells postcards, collector spoons, shot glasses, tea towels, iron-on patches, ceramic mugs,  bumper stickers, souvenir license plates, posters, maps, black coral,  gold jewelry and treasure coins.

If you find yourself with the thirst fom hell, at Hell’s Gifts & Souvenirs  you will also find  Caribbean spiced coffees, soft drinks, juices, iced tea and bottled ice water.  Hot as hell is the Hell Sauce®, which is made with Scotch Bonnet hot peppers in a “sumptuous and tasty tomato base”.

The hottest spot in Hell is Club Inferno also known as West Bay Hell Bar & Lounge Club.  Oh,  hell yes! Hell has the hottest Happy Hours in Grand Cayman. on Tuesdays.

But, wait there is more. While in Hell, you can also get a degree at the University of Hell in just about any “science” or “discipline” you desire and if you don’t get one while you are there, they take orders on the web and will ship one to you.

How do you get to Hell? When it is hotter than hell this summer from June to August, you can cruise to hell aboard Carnival Dream, Carnival Paradise, Disney Fantasy, Liberty of the Seas or MSC Divina. You can track your cruise to Hell and back, with our Live Cruise Ship Tracker

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